Spotted this weirdly-sculpted figurine at a thrift store. Note the awkward positioning of the characters and the freaky facial expressions. And the eyes... oh my god, the EYES!
CAPTION: We need each other
...because we're too danged creepy to be with anyone else.
Ignoring that the "artist" who crafted this was likely insane, or demon-possessed (or both), I'm trying to imagine someone buying this at its original retail price. What sort of man would look at it and think it would make a good gift for a woman?
An insane man, probably. Or certainly a stupid one.
* Freaky figurine photographed Dec. 2009 by Craig Crumpton at a thrift store in Winder, GA.
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